Akebono admits cow tendencies
The cows at Humor-Us have long suspected that Akebono had cow tendencies. It’s hard to explain what it was, but we could just tell. Some cows said it was the way he shuffled his feet in sumo tournaments, while others said it was apparent in his eating habits . Well folks, it turns out we were right–Akebono has come out of the closet! He is now pushing Fanta Moo-Moo White, a new carbonated dairy-based drink in Japan. Complete with cow outfit! We’re his biggest fans. Moooo Akebono!
Damn, he looks good in a cow outfit….
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